I am a pastor's wife, homeschooling mother of four & stand-up comedienne. Which means: I often drag 4 kids to Costco 20 minutes before a church potluck in frantic search of 200 meatballs (that's the pastor's wife part); my kids' math assignments frequently involve the unit price of meatballs at Costco (that's the homeschooling part); & I get paid to relay humiliating stories about shopping trips at Costco so people can laugh & feel better about their own lives (that's the comedienne part).
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Wine Cellar...
I installed a wine cellar today
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I sent all of the kids down to the basement!
Ba-dum-dum.
*clutches stomach & rolls on floor while uncontrollably laughing*
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